whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004
””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“” i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.
[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]